Drink Up!

July 25, 2002

From “The Morning Press

“Something to think about: If you’d bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock a year ago, it would now be worth $49. With Enron, you’d have $16.50 of the original $1000. With Worldcom, you’d have less than $5 left. If you’d bought $1000 worth of Miller Lite (the beer, not the stock) a year ago, drank all the beer, then turned around and recycled the aluminum, you’d have $214.”