ham, ticks, and juices….oh my

October 25, 2002

[Talk Dirty to Me:

Things overheard at the STD clinic](http://www.citypages.com/databank/23/1142/article10824.asp) via Photodude

Featuring Such Classics as:

“My balls feel soft and mushy.”

“My cervix hurts when I jiggle.”

“I think they hypnotized me and put implants and poltergeists in my brain and had sex with me.”