Last week I got a gift from my Secret Santa, but I never received an email telling me to whom I need send a gift to. So if you’re looking at this site thinking “That Asshole didn’t send me a gift”, well you’re right. I’m a rabid archiver of email with some going back to 1998, but I didn’t find that Secret Santa email. So as soon as I find out who my person is, I will send that gift out. Sorry, I’ll make it up to you.