Ouch!

February 14, 2003

News Channel 9: Woman Takes Bite Out Of Man’s Scrotum

Sheriff Burnette, no relation to the woman in this story, was too embarrassed to describe on-camera the details about what happened.

He says for some still unknown reason�the couple got into a fight Monday night, and Ms. Burnette then went nuts.

Sometimes I wish I could make this stuff up.