Poor Paul

March 2, 2003

I really feel bad about writing about this, but one of the funniest things I’ve seen on TV, has to be the live Anna Nicole show tonight. She is picking bachelors, one was on the Bachelorette. She has got to be one of the most foulmouthed people in real live, yes even more than me. Just hearing a 5 second long beep and seeing her suitors cringe, speaks more than that long ass beep.

They must be paying Paul from “Joe Millionaire” a veritable beepload of cash to get him to appear. Then again, Paul and Evan have been appearing on MadTV. And what’s the deal with the guy who looks like a retired porn actor?

Damn the dude from the Bachelorette just called her Trista. Who is gonna get her pickle? Looks like the dude who looks like a retired porn actor was chosen. Christ, I’m gonna go read a classic book, to recoup some braincells.