"like the friggin' Beatles just pulled into Shea Stadium"

February 22, 2006

{[I’m Totally Gonna Get Laid On This Humanitarian Mission To Uganda The Onion – America’s Finest News Source](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45589 “I’m Totally Gonna Get Laid On This Humanitarian Mission To Uganda The Onion - America’s Finest News Source”) } – “In less than 72 hours, I’ll be touching down in Kampala, on my way to the shores of Lake Victoria, aka poontang heaven.”

I think I was in a band with this dude.